The NFL draft finally came and went, which means it is time for the annual Serby Power Rankings, 1-32, sure to tick off more than a few fan bases who will have every right to mock them at the end of the season:
1. Kansas City Chiefs
Patrick Mahomes has a new 4.21 toy in Fastest Man WR Xavier Worthy (and deep threat Hollywood Brown) as insurance for a likely Rashee Rice suspension. Just because brother Jason retired doesn’t mean TE Travis Kelce will want to exclusively chase Taylor Swift around the globe. Andy Reid drafted second-rounder Kingsley Suamataia because LT is a concern.
Threepeat?
2. Detroit Lions
Upgraded the secondary behind DE Aidan Hutchinson with CBs Terrion Arnold and Ennis Rakestraw Jr. joining Carlton Davis III. Jared Goff has elite weapons. Expert drafting by GM Brad Holmes has Master Motivator Dan Campbell closing in on the Motor City’s first Super Bowl berth.
3. Philadelphia Eagles
A motivated Saquon Barkley running behind the best OL of his career will help Jalen Hurts rebound. Jason Kelce retirement hurts the Tush Push. Fletcher Cox and Haason Reddick will be missed as well. New DC Vic Fangio and new OC Kellen Moore could save Nick Sirianni. GM Howie Roseman infused quality new blood into aging secondary with Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean.
4. San Francisco 49ers
No. 1 draft WR Ricky Pearsall could signal a Deebo Samuel trade from John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan. Brock Purdy is now jacked. Christian McCaffrey always has been. Rookie Dominic Puni could start at RG. New DC Nick Sorensen will be a first-time play-caller. Pass rusher Leonard Floyd replaces Chase Young and joins Nick Bosa.
5. Baltimore Ravens
Defending MVP Lamar Jackson and OC Todd Monken welcome Derrick Henry, a healthy Mark Andrews and emerging Zay Flowers. Rookie Roger Rosengarten could replace RT Morgan Moses. New DC Zach Orr inherits the No. 1 defense as a first-time play-caller and a 4.28 corner GM Eric DeCosta considers the best in the class in Nate Wiggins. PK Justin Tucker is a weapon.
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